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[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Nowhere in the poem does it say he's an egg.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/12

From what I could find, this is when he started questioning his gender.

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

His name is humpty dumpty. Thats a fantastic egg name.

Thats all the evidence i need.

[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

IIRC the original idea of Humpty Dumpty was a cannon on a wall that fell and broke apart.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

If I follow the story, the king invested in the army (horses and men) rather than infrastructure repairs leading to the loss of the cannon.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

It should have been Humpty Numpty

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Next one should be a king with his men, begging him to come back to work.

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Stop trying to egg people on. Let a joke be a yoke ..

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Humpty living my best life.