this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2026
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[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 62 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Exec@pawb.social 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] logan_hero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

no matter how thin, no matter how thicc

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How did OP not see that pun.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because it's just a reddit repost

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I've not cross referenced, but the account appears to post a lot of memes that likely came from similar forums on Reddit.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Still lose it on the puff rotation

That's me. I would absolutely figure out a way to misplace this. In fact, I'm likely to trip over it later.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why do people feel the need to re-light all the time?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 4 days ago

Cigarettes have compounds that keep it burning at a controlled speed. Weed doesn't so it's only burn while someone is actively smoking and depending on how well is constructed it can turn off the second you stop smoking.

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The cherry stops staying lit after a while. Typically the duration it takes to pass.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

and you'll never know what it means to be thick. as a bic

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, nobody is gonna put that into their pocket by accident...

[–] gigaqps@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

It's just a novelty lighter that I happened to bring to the protest

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] derry@midwest.social 1 points 4 days ago

Brazil, Russia, India, China

[–] BuckFutter@timeyak.com 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Nice, I lol’d. Kind of looks like the all spark from the transformers movie lol

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Once its empty it will be All Spark and no flame.

[–] BuckFutter@timeyak.com 9 points 5 days ago

Lol Then it turns into a multitool

[–] DjangoFett@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If this isn't AI, that guy has enough hand to fit eight fingers, easy.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

It's from 2022.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] DjangoFett@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

I mean sure, but look at how his palm stretches before his thumb and compare it to your hand. Mine doesn't look like that, and I even have relatively large palms compared to the length of my fingers. Something about that hand is uncanny valley to me.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You probably do too!

(If you don't mind small shitty fingers)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 4 days ago

I could probably fit 3 more regular sized fingers below my pinky. There's plenty of room before it stops being hand and becomes the wrist.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago
[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Holding done that button is gonna hurt pretty fast

[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

That bric is lighter than the rest.