this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2026
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[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Finally an Apple product I would buy...

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I hope it's real, it looks delicious.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

One of the few Apple products that I am still using.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't see the hinge or the fold. $2K/slice.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

There’s a clear fold along the top edge of the crust.

[–] quadrant5835@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

The plate it's on is $999

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

I know a small town in PA that would love this slogan for their upcoming festival

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

Can you use a normal fork with that, or do you need an adapter?

[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 8 points 2 days ago

Blows minds, not budgets.

[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

An apple product I would use and even make myself

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 2 days ago

Where’s the slice of cheese, what the heck?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The 2026 Apple™ Pi™ looks sweet as hell

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

This, and the fresh one, are the superior Apple products.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks a lot tastier than my last iPod. (Don't ask).

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Don't ask? Tough shit mate.

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