this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There is a shark plushie :3

Me too 8 have one too Yay

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

(Don't let em) Grind ya down.

[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Rock out with your cock out

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Skill issue I got tits to play with whenever I want. Still heckin alone tho :')

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 46 minutes ago

yeah i was gonna say ive got some naked titties right here

Drink some whiskey, snort some speed and try to jerk your flaccid dick until you don’t care about the lack of jobs, partners or tiddies.

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You can have tiddies if you're fat enough

[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

also eat chicken, they have hormones or something

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 40 minutes ago

Or just take hormones

[–] databender@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago

Wrong! Lemmy is God!

[–] Azazel@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

Me lying in bed showing this to my half naked gf lmao

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can we have anime tiddies?

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 3 hours ago

C'mon baby, eat the rich.

Ah yes, the tiddies whom go by Rock and Roll

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

but...but...but... D: