They had to know.
I’m late to this thread, but oh my god I just got the same socks.
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Compression cock socks?
Your sock dealer sure does have some explaining to do.
Is this the Republican convention?
Nah, couldn’t be, the crowd is too diverse.
Crispy for her disgust.
In the days of olde when knights were bold and condoms not invented, a sock was placed upon the cock and babies were prevented.
I have literally stored this rhyme in my head from a BBS post I saw in the '80s when I was 12 completely unused until now when it all came together for this faboulous moment.
Cock socks cock socks cock socks!
I said it in front of a mirror and now I can't get rid of this crusty ass gross ghost...
In my house, that thing wouldn't stay crusty for long
Socks? For cocks?
Gay LMFAO cover duo yelling "COCKS!" over and over in the club
Socks cocks.
Cylinder must be protected
Cock socks?
RHCP has entered the chat.
Right Hand Circular Polarized?
Bobby's? Bobby's Cox Sox?
Bobby Cox used to coach the Blue Jays. I'm sure he wore sox as well.
All clothes are tubes.
Meatsack tubes.
Sock tubes. Cock tubes.
They fit so snugly