And she probably got it from peppa pig.
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Is this like carcinization for accents?
And the rest of the world subjected to American accents in TV and movies.
People are weird about accents. I only wish there was more variety in American accents, if anything. Some of them are charming.
We might cone up with something worse than American southern accents.
I grew up in Wisconsin and never heard bag-le. We say bay-gil. But the NW part of the state is a bit unique and basically MN.
I think I'd genuinely rather hear a southern drawl over a Wisconsin twang. Have you heard how they pronounce bagel? The worst!
English, simplified
Toddlers walking to daycare without supervision?
There's a crossing guard with an accent.
And how did they get to the crossing guard? Sounds like they walked alone.
Or, and hear me out, the fake British accent never sounded British in the first place. And the adults in the story just can't tell accents apart?
Or, and hear me out, it's fake. Have you ever met one parent of a kindergartener, let alone a whole class of kindergarteners walking to school without their parents? Yeah me neither.
Wisconsin accents can be like Welsh (not really but). Bag is pronounced Baig, Bagel is pronounced baggel. They be crazy up there.
Mostly /s
"I lived in New York, Troy, I know what a baggel is" -- Britta
Ever try to speak with an Irish accent only to end up morphing into Jamaican?
There's actually a strong connection between the Scottish accent and Jamaican. It's wild, but apparently true.
According to Wikipedia, that connection is as simple as Scottish slaveholders and overseers:
I can do a variety of accents, but they all sound like a bad Scottish one.
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They're from Wisconsin, anyone who went to a boarding school probably sounds "English"
That's cute. It's funny how being nice and caring for kids can have a lasting effect on them
"Oh bother." - Said in the accent of a pudgy stuffed bear
one of my most cherished books is a scots translation of winnie the pooh, it sparks joy
"Fake British accent". It's just a Wisconsin accent...
When I moved to Los Angeles from N WI people would always ask where I was from; sometimes saying "no" when I said Wisconsin. When I married my wife, somebody at work said it was just so I could get a green card.
You don't need a green card for Wisconsin, you need a green card from Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Yoopers don't count as Americans.
That is so absurd it's hilarious. I can't think of what it is about Wisconsin that people are so disbelieving.
You don't know Winconsiners, Wisconsinites, whatever. They have standing blood alcohol level of .14 at all times.
The correct term is 'Sconnie.
That may be the state average for sure, but the scarry part is that there are more of us that don't drink than do.
Wisconsin was only number 8 for alcohol consumption per capita in the US in 2025 (and number 10 for beer). It seems there are too many of you who don't drink. Source: https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/alcohol-consumption-by-state
I was kind of hoping the toddlers would create an ultra polite aristocracy as things escalated.
Alternative hypothesis: reincarnation.
The entire kindergarten class is reincarnated elderly British pensioners.
What the dickens! you may be on to something.
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