He'll kill you afterwards so he can watch his space soap operas uninterrupted.
(Same actor plays "Murderbot.")
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I need to check if we got a second season. Love the books and the first season
No, we haven't gotten a second season, but it has been confirmed.
I’m supposed to go see this with work friends this weekend. I want to send them this meme but I don’t wanna be fired.
It's a great movie, you'll have fun.
Everybody's gangsta until you've got splinters in your genitals...
I said this once while extremely fucked up and proceeded to have the single least gangsta day of my entire life and ended up in jail.
At the time I was about it, but alcoholism won that round.
Edit: not the genitals part
Alcoholism is a sore winner
"I won't tell anyone you got splinters in your ass if you don't tell anyone my dog has a wooden dick"
Wasn't elementary school fun?
But it was impossible to resist such a big woodie!
No idea what this means. First thought was who has the wicker dick?
Me? I'll try.
Him? Not really into dicks so the wicker thing wouldn't work.