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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 1 minute ago

If everywhere you look is Vista, then you yourself might be... oh my, oh no, please say it isn't so!?!

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 41 minutes ago

That gif was loading for 5 seconds on my phone and I think that's fitting.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 10 points 3 hours ago

Brb going on a datacenter tour

[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 1 points 1 hour ago

joke's on you, i love frutiger aero!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

I cast nonsense!.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Imagine if we came up with a cyber attack that did this CHECKMATE PUTIN!!!

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago

Better than Win 11, so really a blessing in disguise.

[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Windows ME.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Just kill me

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 31 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] roomy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I recognise that face, where is this from?

[–] aSaabD00d@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

It's Richard Ayoade (Eye-Oh-Wah-Dee) and I think this may be from The IT Crowd which is hilarious but I don't recognize this scene from that show. It's been a long time since I've seen it though. Its a mid 2000s show.

Edit: the more I watch it the more I think that's it bc the other guy looks to be Chris O'Dowd who was also in that show.

[–] hdsrob@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

It's definitely the IT Crowd.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I assume gloves don't count. What this amounts to is having to use the accessibility settings for voice control.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago
[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago

Put a NSFW tag on this! I was on the bus using an Intel Atom netbook.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What counts as a computer?

It'd be pretty cool if I could get the Antikythera mechanism to run Vista

[–] NewDark@lemmy.today 16 points 7 hours ago

My abacus going to be fucking lit when I fire up minesweeper 😎

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 7 hours ago

Nooo, I only have 8 GB or RAM

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DosDude@retrofed.com 5 points 3 hours ago

I thought so too, until I noticed the letters floating at an angle. Still cool, but not as cool as it would have been as actual animated ASCII art.

[–] NinjaYeti76@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Hello, Satan.