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[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

just... why reply to those? never reply.. just call the bank directly, always...

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mine sometimes denies a charge, and if I reply Y, I can just run it again. Fraud protection of some sort.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 week ago

Yep, 2 of my 3 will do that. And the 3rd is a store card and doesn't count.

[–] driftwood@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

I knew there were Sickos out there that love nothing more than being on hold with customer service!

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

But I hate calling…

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd rather discuss the finer politics about the east indes tea trading company with a clanker for an hour than call anything

[–] HelloRoot@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

source: funhole

artist: pmjv

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

They always do this, it always happens to them, and then they always act surprised.

But what if your social anxiety makes opening a new credit card a less daunting proposition than calling the company