bodaciousFern

American here - Yeah , I loved black licorice in my adolescence but I picked up some salty black licorice from IKEA this week and holy hell I do not like it.

This comic reminds me of my 14 year old niece expressing annoyance because an elderly person asked her if she knew how to get to the highway.

Retelling the story she said "Why are they talking to me? Just Google it"

*garbanzo bean on my face

Exactly, while it seems insincere and tasteless, I respect that bro was just trying to be time efficient for landing a hookup.

It's just like how you to send in thousands of job applications lately before you actually land one. Why not apply for them all in the same day?

Going to have to disagree on that one - the Pepper X and Scorpion sauces hit a little bit but Da Bomb completely destroys my tongue, mouth and my bowels.

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What's our vector, Victor?

Just like they did with Elon's jet, we need a live public tracker of Pelosi's stock purchases / sales so we can take the same actions apparently without any legal consequences 🙃

So which stock do I short sell - Nvidia, Oracle, or Microsoft?

The Bawk-eteer