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[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That is Jesus’s favorite gun!

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Alternative opinion, that's Jesus's least favorite gun.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

"I don't understand why Christians wear crosses around their neck. [...] Do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fucking cross?" - Bill Hicks

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's jesus' favorite in the way that bats are batman's favorite animal, I guess?

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bruce Wayne is scared of bats though. That's one of the reasons for the bat costume.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

Welcome to the joke

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Well yeah, I wouldn't think he was firing a nail gun at people he was hopelessly in love with!

[–] IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

Says you! I shoot my nail gun at workers on telephone poles because I don't want them to fall.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

I bought that dollar suitcase too, but it was in Europe so the postage meant it was just an empty suitcase.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I came here to say this.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wow, that's surprising. Usually it's not hate when I'm looking to nail something.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Usually, but ~~occasionally~~ rarely there's the hatefuck.

[–] DonkMagnum@lemy.lol 2 points 8 months ago

If you get in an argument with your neighbour and put a framing nail into him, that’s assault. If you put that nail into protected minority and it can be proven that you were motivated by bigotry and a desire to subjugate that minority, you are guilty of a hate crime, which is a much more serious crime

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I am very happy that this person wasn't able to obtain a fire arm easily.

[–] anachronist@midwest.social 7 points 8 months ago

Clearly the police are anti-semites. /s

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Look out! He's got love nails!