58008

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

Made me pretty horny too, to be fair.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

oh no who will perform the totally real and actually effective exorcisms now??

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Etc. Pride march when??

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's one of the greats, I agree. Plus he has no rape/sexual assault allegations or abusive behaviour on-set over a 40+ year career, so that gives him a 900% boost in my estimation.

He plays a lot of 'safe' characters. That is, characters that don't require him to dig deep into his own capacity for human depravity or whatever, and I think this gives people the impression that he's not in the same league as your De Niros or Pacinos. But I have never watched a film of his where he didn't completely sell the performance to me, even if the movie itself was shite. He's content and secure enough to not need to take roles that require him flay his psyche on-screen, and there's nothing wrong with that. I love watching those intense performances of course, but he isn't any less a master of his craft just because he has other focuses. It's like guitar virtuosos such as Steve Vai, who can play just about anything with superhuman levels of skill, speed and precision, versus someone like BB King, who plays stuff that a beginner guitarist could use as great training material. No one, including Steve Vai, would say BB King is a lesser guitarist or musician because his music doesn't require 12 fingers on each hand to play. Tom Hanks is the BB King of this tortured analogy, and someone like Gary Oldman is Steve Vai. Both great, but there's more to it than mere 'spectacle'.

I would love to see him to something more dark and evil, if only once. If Robin Williams can play a serial killer, and can play it well, Tom Hanks would absolutely smash that shit. Especially now that he's an older fella; I think he could get away with a lot more without damaging his 'brand'. I wanna see him be a serial killing, necrophilic, EVE Online-playing demonic monster.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (12 children)

c/NoStupidQuestions style question:

Why is making enough RAM to go around so hard now? I know the cause of it - AI cunts - but what is the actual bottleneck in the production of RAM that means it can't be pumped out fast enough to meet demand?

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Low hanging fruit, but "The next president of the United States is Donald J. Trump". And I heard that shit twice. The second time was definitely the dumber of the two, but the drop off from 2nd to 3rd dumbest thing is about as wide as the known universe. It's cartoonish in its absurdity.

But the dumbest thing I've heard personally from an individual is that unbaptised babies who die go straight to hell. I was told this by a woman who liked to preach Jesus' eternal unconditional love in my town centre. I'm atheist, but by default. Like, I didn't read my way into it or anything, I just completely lack any impulse to believe despite being made to go to Catholic mass every week for 17 years. All that's to say that I don't have particular animosity towards believers, but that kind of believer can suck a dirty dog dick.

Apart from it being insanely unfair to babies - roasting away like a rotisserie chicken without even the consciousness to know what's going on - it's also beyond evil to tell that to believers who've lost children soon after birth due to disease before they even leave the hospital, or have miscarried through no fault of their own, etc. Strangely, I never hear that argument from the anti-abortion religious fanatics. That is, "don't abort the baby, or it'll be sent straight into Satan's Big Green Egg!"

Imagine being Satan, and having a daily influx of humans too young and unformed to even walk when prodded by a demon's pitchfork. Even a supremely evil entity like he's alleged to be would have to wonder just what the fuck is going on with heavenly bureaucracy for this to be the way things are done.

 

I guess it makes sense, but I've never thought of it like that before.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

The intent and impact of the word was a lot different back then, certainly so outside of the US, but still, using a subset of humanity as a stand-in for an adjective is pretty grim stuff. Shows how little was thought of them. Like if the characters had instead become white from a flour mill explosion, it's unlikely they'd have been described as being "as white as scampering little crackers".

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (24 children)
[–] 58008@lemmy.world 83 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

I thought this guy was a legit scientist, but I read his recent book Quantum Supremacy and it was all shit like "with quantum computing, in the future you will be able to solve athlete's foot". Literally everything you can think of is going to be quantummaxxed by cubits, according to him. Need your car serviced but the garage isn't open on Sundays? Quantum computing. Need your mother-in-law to dial down the snarky comments about your new house? QUANTUM COMPUTING. Frequently walk into a room, forget why you went in there, leave, then immediately remember why you went in the second you cross the threshold? MOTHERFUCKING QUANTUM COMPUTING!

I'm sure he is a legit scientist, of course, but as a science communicator and terminal book-hawker, he's no better than Joe Rogan.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Does Lemmy have an equivalent to the Herman Cain Awards subreddit? We're definitely gonna need one.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They do, and they were there to see their dad get murdered. But podcasting and continuing his legacy of being a rancid bigot is more important, apparently.

 

I would probably get all kinds of diseases if I sniffed every bare asshole from every mammal I meet, humans included. I'd definitely get sick if I sniffed a dozen random turds a day. But dogs can do it without any apparent issues. Not only that, but they can do it across different species of animal, too.

What dark arts are afoot within the beak of the dog?

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Tragic, but probably for the best.

 

I've just been using Windows Defender, but the number of false positives and the lack of autonomy in dealing with them is making me wanna look elsewhere.

 

If I see a gap between two lines of text, and that gap vanishes when I commit the document to the web or save it to a file, then it's not 'WYSIWYG'. But this has been my experience with 100% of such editors.

I propose a new acronym to replace 'wizzy-wig':

WYSMBWYGIYLBIACWBFRTWNBMCTYSSIYUC

What You See Might Be What You Get if You're Lucky but it Almost Certainly Won't Be For Reasons That Will Never Be Made Clear to You So Suck it Ya Ugly Cunt

Not as pithy, but at least it's accurate.

 

Could be something peculiar to Nvidia GPUs, or maybe it's just Firefox, but I never see this colour anywhere else, only when something causes a glitch in the rendering of video content. Sometimes it's not just the video player that goes green, but the entire viewport of the browser window. I'm mainly curious why it's that colour, rather than just black or white or something like that.

  • HEX: 004d00
  • RGB: rgb(0, 77, 0)

Cheers!

 
 

For example, have you ever come across a piece of stock music that actually slapped the face off ya? Or a stock image that could easily make it onto your wall in a mahogany frame if it wasn't for the Shutterstock watermark?

 

On the one hand, it seems obvious that they would, to ensure that the digitisation worked. On the other hand, they'd probably get through 1 customer per month if they did that. So either they just dump the material to a file and send it, or they check every 10 minutes or so and watch a few seconds, but no more than that. Does that sound about right? 🤔

I have some stuff from 30+ years ago I'd like digitised, but I don't know how I feel about a stranger watching 9-year old me be disproportionately excited to the point of tears about my Christmas gift of a life-size cardboard cutout of Wesley Snipes that my dad almost certainly stole from the video rental store. Some memories should stay memories.

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