There's no way this was written by an assistant. It's very thoughtfully written, playful and coy, betraying an intimacy
AfricanExpansionist
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I think they should probably pay the Luigi tax
That stability was a mirage. They were actively creating instability
There was no ceasefire
He's a loser who helped found reddit and can't figure out how to monetize it without sacrificing everything it stood for
It's been one long constitutional crisis since Bush was declared president
Half off soft drinks at Texas Roadhouse!
Sure but let's not abandon first principles for a terrorist.
Then again, maybe if their party had better policies and offered a vision for the future it wouldn't be so easy for someone to feel like killing elected representatives was the answer 🤷🏻♀️
They always profit. They're running a duopoly
Mark my words: They LOVE what Trump is doing right now