Allonzee

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I've also heard kangaroo

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.

I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.

I'd short the rich patient's supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I'd always choose to decline.

When the rich fucks called to complain "their machine is too noisy" I'd always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.

It wasn't much, but I'm very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I'd given to their poor counterparts) anyway.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

This is why I'm a dog person.

Cats bitch and moan when you disturb their routine.

Dogs are just happy to be interacted with.

I've seen cat owners waste half a dozen cans of food finding out what their cat is in the mood for that night. Cats just seem like another source of highly conditional affection. Might as well just go be social at that point.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Exactly.

It's not accusing the being gay of fucking them up, it's accusing the unhealthy repression.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, in my perfect world the people would unite and burn the capital markets that have brought us to this place to cinder, and have a people's tribunal bring justice to the former largest stakeholders.

That could begin to right this ship, and really nothing short of that.

But I know they'd use their media to get us burning down each other's homes looong before we get to Wall Street, so I know we're irrevocably cooked. What do you propose that could conceivably circumvent all the soft and hard protections they've put in place?

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

🔔🔔🔔 We have a winner

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, that's just forming a gang, which I consider American police to simply be the largest and most well resourced of, a state sanctioned gang of gleefully violent thugs, unlike police in the developed world.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The US, it bears repeating captured by our capital markets, keeps most Americans on a paycheck to paycheck knives edge for that very reason. The ones most inclined to strike are the ones that have the most to lose by striking.

You're asking tens of millions of people to lose the roof over their heads for a very uncertain outcome.

The sad reality is that the capitalist bastards have their bases covered. Not surprising considering their effectively limiltess capital and the generational grudge the wealth class has over the formation of unions here to begin with.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

"Communism has killed trillions of people!"

Meanwhile... in an American tent city or under your nearest American freeway...

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (12 children)

I keep seeing this. What is there to do?

Commit suicide by ~~cop~~ capital defense force? Because that's basically what "doing something" entails.

Any positions that could "do something" are on the Fascist's side, including the for profit news media. We are just as trapped in this capitalist web of coercion as we were before it went full fascist.

Why do you think filthy socialists and commies like myself were telling anyone who would listen, including getting laughed off of occupy Wall Street by the people we were trying to save, I was there, that the capital markets were our doom and our end? Because they were, and here we are.

I'm just glad their dream of this malice continuing in perpetuity truly is just a malignant dream. Climate change has something for this greedy, sociopathic civilization's ass, and the fact that we're turning our habitat against the species effectively permanently can't be bribed, black bagged, discredited, dissappeared, reframed, or any of the other dirty tricks the capitalist fascists have used to get their way and steamroll the innocent.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In Republican's fever dream scenario, they'd consider splitting the nation up to be marooning 200 million people at gunpoint stranded to die standing room only on a military embargoed Puerto Rico. They'd call that perfectly fair and not mass murder.

Get your logic out of here as to why that isn't possible.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I'd still go. I'd find it macabre and funny, it wouldn't make me anxious. Private plane!

Humans like to believe a lot of stupid stuff without evidence, and feel like it becomes more true the more other people believe in the same stupid stuff.

 

Title by Charlie K.

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Murkowski openly admitted that she and her Republican colleagues were “all afraid” of “retaliation” from Trump, as she criticized his policies.

 

Ah yes the "family values" party here to yet again "save the children" from librul strangeness.

📽️📽️📽️

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Imagine mourning and having concern specifically for the very metastatic cancer that's killing you.

 

Millions of Americans across the country are on alert for a severe weather outbreak with violent, long-track tornadoes with damaging winds of up to 80 mph and large hail.

 

Turns out, when the elite of society works against their own people to enrich themselves, the (rational) people realize they owe you neither trust or allegiance. Can't have it both ways.

Nothing wrong with a little competition, amirite?

 

Sociopath greedy fucks fucked by their own sociopathic greed pushing tech explicitly hyped to cause mass unemployment. You first, finance bros! Welcome to the "capitalist efficiency" games you were so fond of running 🤣

Turns out you made a career out of felating oligarch dick, expecting romance, but they'd rather keep your class traitor salary and kick you to the curb. Guess you chose to keep poor company.

 

In light of Vivek's comments that Americans don't pursue excellence, pursue excellence at reducing GDP through workplace laziness and negligence(that causes loss, not injury), anticonsumerism, and reminding others that products/services used to be better so why bother buying them new now?

"won't that effect my quality of life?"

They've been steadily reducing your quality of life, forcing 2 incomes for survival, and are literally conning and murdering you through health insurance and food safety abandonment.

Make Greed Contemptible Again.

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Or they'll blame you for roping them into this exploitative shitshow with a side of climate apocalypse, and they'll be correct.

 

And no, the 6.134258 shares of Apple in your 401K don't make you an owner, lol.

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