ApeNo1

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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 274 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Joe Bitin’

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It should have been $Googol instead.

Lily Allen Makes More Money from OnlyFans Than Spotify in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

I'm all for acceptance, but this is going too far in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

Trump says Tim Cook called him to complain about the European Union in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

This is a real photo in c/political_weirdos@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like he got shit faced before the photo.

Elon Musk takes @America handle from X user to promote Donald Trump in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

Trump false reply to question about keeping jobs in US: "I was honored as the man of the year. Maybe 20 years ago. The fake news heard about it and said, it never happened…" in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

I got SWAT'ed and handcuffed live while Linux development streaming! in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

Sydney's car-brained candidate for Mayor in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.

'U.S. has more gun dealers than McDonald’s and Starbucks combined': Project 2025 will make it worse -- [video, 11 min] in c/politics@beehaw.org
Trump Tells Rally Crowd ‘You Have Smart Ones’ And Black Congressman Byron Donalds Is One of Them in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

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