BananaPeal

Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.

If you're ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

We're living in the strangest timeline.

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

Suddenly Seymour.

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.

As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

A droll factoid.

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

A Thanksgiving duck!