Blackout

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.run 19 points 11 months ago

That homeless man wasn't running for president so his murder by cop was justified. You see he had 2 knifes on his person and was walking away from law enforcement against their orders so he deserved to die?

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 1 points 11 months ago

I've almost recovered from the 2008 crash. That's what I get for investing all my money into the local Arby's. Who knew their food would actually kill you?

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What happened to planning ahead and fixing issues before strange alien races threaten all of humanity? It's just like when my boss expects me to get this impossible spreadsheet project completed by the end of the day. Same exact thing.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 7 points 11 months ago

The cheapest one in the size you wanted. You can get 55" 4k tvs for as little as $250 when on sale at microcenter and they work/look great. Buy a $50 sound bar on Amazon as all TVs in the low range have terrible sound.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The right violates the constitution all the time without consequences. Rule of law really is an illusion at this point.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hmm. I think I've heard this confucius saying before. How does it go... Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The best time to add autocorrect to notepad was 41 years ago, the 2nd best time is now. 🤗

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 19 points 11 months ago

No more than 3/5ths of the characters or it's unconstitutional.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 39 points 11 months ago

Cycling is a famously gay sport with men in super tight clothing trying to impress other men. Next time kiss a dude

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 38 points 1 year ago

Your friend is a mole from the FBI trying to find out what time your smuggled shipment is arriving at the docks. Just make sure to take plenty of muscle with you and you'll be fine. First sign of Batman get out of there.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 28 points 1 year ago

The bigger problem is landlords have already been gouging renters. They aren't just going to absorb this one, if their insurance goes up 30, they will raise rent 40

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should consider moving into their mom's basement too.

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