Blackout

joined 9 months ago

Orion uniforms changed a lot by Tendi's day, didn't they? in c/tenforward@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 22 points 4 months ago

He's wearing a waffle.

Netflix mulls introducing free ad-supported tier. The circle is complete in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 1 points 4 months ago

Getting stupider

Pioneering internet messenger ICQ shuts after 28 years - CNA in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just signed up yesterday too.

Arizona toddler rescued after getting trapped in a Tesla with a dead battery | The Model Y’s 12-volt battery, which powers things like the doors and windows, died in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The only sensible solution then is to ban toddlers from EVs. They'll just have to walk.

US Olympic and other teams will bring their own AC units to Paris, undercutting environmental plan in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

it's cold in the D

Is there any real physical proof that Jesus christ ever existed? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 8 points 4 months ago

Yes there is, here is his mugshot shortly after he was booked. Looks like he spent the evening turning water into wine.

Finnish startup says it can speed up any CPU by up to 100x using a tiny piece of hardware with no recoding in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 12 points 4 months ago

Finnish startup at work

Police: Vandal spray paints ‘F--- Elon’ on 34 Tesla Cybertrucks in Fort Lauderdale in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I've never been to Fort Lauderdale.

Buying a home in the US has never been this hard in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What do I need home owners insurance for? I got a gun. The tornadoes should get insurance out on me. That said mine went up 20% this year.

Trump says he wants foreign nationals who graduate from US colleges to ‘automatically’ receive green cards in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look who's a pro-immigrant librul everybody

New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airport in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I successfully sued my wife when she put too much salt in the soup which wasn't even real.

It was called the Salty Pseudo Soup Sufferer Suit in the news.

Sensory secrets of penis and clitoris unlocked after more than 150 years in c/science@lemmy.world

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 14 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Yeah but where are these nerves? Bermuda triangle? Another plane of existence like from that movie interstellar? The moves passed down to me thru generations seem to do nothing.