Blumpkinhead

joined 2 years ago
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Wow, that's sooooo weird. I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason that doesn't involve politicians raping children.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"Jesus Christ doc, stop fucking sightseeing and wrap it up!"

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It took me a minute to get that, haha

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I hope you're cancer free now.

^^I ^^also ^^hope ^^you ^^get ^^your ^^bike ^^back.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter if an orangutan puts on a tie and gets a 9-5 job, even if they could speak and showed the ability to integrate into normal society...

At that point, I think he'd just get elected president.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (15 children)

Technically, wouldn't he be an illegal immigrant?

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

That's so weird. I wonder why this is happening all of a sudden? Oh well, I guess we'll never know...

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Back in the before times, everyone had metal buckles and eyelets and so forth on their shoes.

Ah yes, way back in 1995 when we all dressed like the Quaker Oats guy...

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Congratulations!

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bottling things up is very unhealthy.

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