BobSentMe

joined 1 day ago
[–] BobSentMe@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Probably gave her all the TSA rejects.

[–] BobSentMe@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

"Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I'm trying to do?"

[–] BobSentMe@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Need a windows desktop like prompt that sets them for 1 minute, and asks if you want to keep them. If you don't respond, it reverts them back and tells you to stop being an idiot. :P

[–] BobSentMe@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

Same price, fewer chores.

[–] BobSentMe@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"He tripped and fell down 35 flights of stairs. It was a tragedy." "The building is only 12 stories tall." "Yeah, he had to be carried back up a couple of times."

[–] BobSentMe@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure the foxconn plant in Wisconsin will fire up ANY DAY NOW! drums fingers

[–] BobSentMe@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

In As400, you type PWRDWNSYS *IMMED.

Then you pray it comes back up in a timely manner.