Bonus

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[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

45 minutes? That's nuts. I'm going to have to come back this. Thanks for posting.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

People could not get enough My Dinner With Andre jokes in 82

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Get a kitten or a puppy. My mom's puppy started insisting on curling up with me and, out of deference to the little guy, I catch myself resisting moving, so as not to to smash him or wake him up. Slept clean through the night a few nights in a row. I never sleep easily. Not in almost 60 years. I suppose, to some degree, sleeping with a significant other had similar therapeutic qualities but, over time, people are just bigger and you wind up fighting for covers and the like.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I essentially quit dairy. It did things like make me feel like I was having a heart attack as early as age five. I'll have a reasonable amount now and then and it doesn't bother me mostly. Andrew Weil suggested people with food sensitivities could try gradually reintroducing after stopping and recovering. Sometimes I remember this and try a little and I'm fine. Thing is, I grew up downing pints of milk and such. I guess you can OD on it but you can also tweak your prescription till you get it right.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

[Nick Offerman in Deadwood, for the dipstick that downvoted such majesty]

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

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[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Old Curmudgeon Soul

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To be clear, this would, in fact, not be ADA-compliant so that sign would not be legal. The sign itself is obstructing a safe grip, on top of all the other flaws going on here, obviously. Unsurprisingly, this is Elfin Cove, Alaska's claim to fame, according to an image search.

(Edit: I'm still embarrassed I wrote this aktshually)

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

We all see dead people

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I see what I did wrong there now.

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