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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Tony Hawks Kitchen Skater

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago

If it's in the US ... it's probably Tylenol

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sewerage explosion imminent.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or tree root growing into your kitchen

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You'd have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a "kitchen is almost unusable" level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn't look like it was ignored for 10 years.....

Was more of a joke, because yes the popped out tile separators show that this happened recently and with lots of force. I was thinking of the way sidewalks often look like this because of tree roots.

I just step over it. I don't see the problem.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure this was caused by the material expanding too much on a fresh install, that's why there's the white spacers in the pic, as to why it expanded so much I don't know

[–] brosaph@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Daddy where do sheds come from?

Well, son.......

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Telltale ❤️

The dead guy under the floor wants to talk.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Dead guy? What dead guy?

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Came here for this. Thank you

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Spiciest pillow

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

this vexes me

a mock phone call from “Vexed Foreman”, from House M.D.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 11 points 1 week ago

This happened to me at my old condo. Apparently the original tiles had very little “adhesive” (or whatever you call that concrete mix to make them stick) so when one piece finally detached, it caused a chain reaction and lifted the surrounding tiles. I was in the bathroom and legit thought my living room was about to cave in the way it sounded. And this was at the 15th floor of a high rise.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Mole people

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Did ~~anyone~~ any of the inhabitants survive after this entire building failed catastrophically?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm still alive and I can see some people going about their day out my window, so yes, there were survivors.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"There were no survivors."

"Then how am I reading this and how are you reporting it? Huh? HUH??"

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

We all see dead people

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I see what I did wrong there now.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

the whole Navidson family except for the brother and those climbing guys, but arguably they killed each other.

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think my house is pregernet??

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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Men will literally fuck anything

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I wish women would 🙁

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Something is compressing this house sideways. The tiles have no give, so the floor with them bulges up.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

That's a water leak.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

It's water is going to break any day now.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Probably capitalism.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

When earth and water love each other very much...

Have you checked if your home was built on an ancient burial ground?

War of the Worlds.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Is that your mom's kitchen.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago
[–] DisOne@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Clearly a sandstorm in search of spice

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Obese relative locked up in the cellar?

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