I don't ride ebikes myself. fatbikes are currently popular for being cheap and easy to (illegally) mod for speed.
May I suggest an "omafiets", just make sure to put the saddle high enough. It should be at your hip, you get on by standing on the paddles. They're really comfy, and you get to sit straight.
Is this article overstating things, or is this fascism?
I still like my ride to be human powered
Poah, you like your bicycle expensive! Or perhaps I'm just used to Dutch prices
That's not quite legal, but I don't think anyone is surprised
Welcome to Europe! You get to keep your healthcare plans into retirement!
A dedicated asshole
Full of large cats, really cute :p
Doing fake charity runs is one way of making money I suppose
Well, they are a bit evil in that way I suppose
No they're not. For example, this will ruin your knees if you go any decent distance on it: