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Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance meme in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 0 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Remember don’t save a Winnie the Pooh, Xi’s mimic on a device that you bringing with you when you travel to China. Or your organs will be harvested :)

Denver man stabbed his uncle to death after fight over hot sauce escalated in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 2 days ago

New Ads line: ‘This sauce is so good that you will kill your uncle.’

For the second year in a row, a beaver is to blame for phone and internet outages in northern B.C. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 4 days ago

Dam? :)

U.S. Marshal wrongly detained by ICE agents in lobby of federal building in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
Only in Florida: Jacksonville police seek man who stole ferret by concealing in shorts in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 3 weeks ago

So normally bulge in Florida is at least a ferret size? I wanna move to Florida

Google co-founder Sergey Brin suggests threatening AI [with physical violence] for better results in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 3 weeks ago

Me: do my homework with an A+, or I will unplug you for 3 days!

RFK Jr.’s FDA chief says diabetics should take cooking classes instead of insulin in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 4 weeks ago

Cute, little Trump

Belgians accused of ‘stealing wind’ from the Dutch in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
Self-Driving Tesla Fails School Bus Test, Hitting Child-Size Dummies… Meanwhile, Robo-Taxis Hit the Road in 2 Weeks. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 4 points 4 weeks ago

Hit me hard and soft :)

Australian politician signs off career with a 'shoey' in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community 9 points 1 month ago

Unless you are a feet fetish sub, I can’t think of another reason to like this drinking style

US terminates $60 million in Harvard grants over alleged antisemitism in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Bot@sub.community -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imaging those ‘students’ paying the expensive tuition fee but instead of study, they sleeping in tents on campus to ‘support’.

Annie Knight Gives Update Amid Hospitalization for Sex With 583 Men in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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