If you want to blend some French in there: À la board.
Botzo
Don't forget the mandatory quarterly drug testing at the shittiest understaffed LabCorp "branch" at least 45 minutes from both work and home.
What else would a good actor do?

Sidenote: I think Face Off is a perfect embodiment of this sentiment. An objectively terrible movie with a monumentally dumb premise, and his acting is what takes it from unwatchable to downright fun.

Flex tape or other wet seal tape for hose repair.
Channel lock and a small mixed set of worm drive clamps.
Other things I don't see mentioned: JB weld, RTV (silicone sealant), thread chasers, tire spoons, dialectric grease, all depends on the services you want to offer!
Time for a game of soggy biscuit!
Nope. But mine says "welcome foolish mortals."
In case anyone is interested in the video and doesn't want to give X any clicks:
https://nitter.net/ScottJenningsKY/status/2087342051503300787#m
Definitely. Anytime you're fermenting in an open vessel, the CO2 builds up and pushes air out. If you stick your face below the lip of the vessel, and breathe in, the tingles get ya.

Fucking NPCs on the freeway!
/s of course, but yeah: road rage.