OP made it to the mid 1600s in philosophy.
Botzo
What else would a good actor do?

Sidenote: I think Face Off is a perfect embodiment of this sentiment. An objectively terrible movie with a monumentally dumb premise, and his acting is what takes it from unwatchable to downright fun.

Flex tape or other wet seal tape for hose repair.
Channel lock and a small mixed set of worm drive clamps.
Other things I don't see mentioned: JB weld, RTV (silicone sealant), thread chasers, tire spoons, dialectric grease, all depends on the services you want to offer!
Time for a game of soggy biscuit!
Nope. But mine says "welcome foolish mortals."
In case anyone is interested in the video and doesn't want to give X any clicks:
https://nitter.net/ScottJenningsKY/status/2087342051503300787#m
Definitely. Anytime you're fermenting in an open vessel, the CO2 builds up and pushes air out. If you stick your face below the lip of the vessel, and breathe in, the tingles get ya.
Yeah, I conflated it with the hyperland funding from the same thread
The big tent pitch was weaselly and weak. I assume they were actually unaware of his politics when they gave him the social media plug. But NRP doubled-down indicating it was his preferred distro for "productivity" in that thread.
I'm not sure why they would send a multimillionaire hardware when he spends his own money on much more expensive things.
Not quite. I believe it's intended as a reference to how smooth their brains are (proverbial crystal balls).
You might be right. They were (are?) funding hyprland to the tune of 600/mo. They definitely donated hardware and provided first hand social media promoting Omarchy.
Don't forget the mandatory quarterly drug testing at the shittiest understaffed LabCorp "branch" at least 45 minutes from both work and home.