CallMeButtLove

joined 2 years ago
[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

You're offended by an air quality alert's recommendation to limit outdoor activity?

How dare they tell me what to do.

Oh actually, that's where they messed up. You see, that message was for everyone else. If they could have sent you a personalized one it would have recommended you go outside and huff all the wildfire air until you die of smoke inhalation you smug cunt.

"You're the ass man!"

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I just think this is a series that can't really succeed without Robert Englund. If you take it too seriously then you're losing part of its identity, but anything else has a high risk of just seeming like an imitation.

It's a thin line to walk, bitch!

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago (15 children)

Volkswagen should fix that shit for free. I can't tell you how pissed off I'd be if some random OTA update bricked my car.

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I have been experiencing this very same thing for a while but never knew quite how to put it into words. Do you find yourself forgetting words? Like it's on the top of your tongue? That happens to me a lot. I think my ADHD medication has been masking how tired I am all the time.

I'm going to give a more optimistic suggestion. Have you considered you may have sleep apnea? I have been single for over 10 years but recently had a brief relationship where we stayed overnight a lot. She told me I snore really loudly if I'm on my back. She said it's like I'm gasping for air.

I haven't looked into it yet but I really need to. It could just be that you aren't getting good sleep, regardless of how many hours you get.

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As a sysadmin I sometimes feel like an "it" when I'm forced to emerge from my cubicle.

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These games have been out and on PC for a while.

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"They're good dogs, Bront"

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What is this hyperrealistic rendering of Nail from?

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

"S M R T... I mean S M A R T"

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm still extremely sour about having one in my cart within 30 seconds of the page going live but the checkout process just failing.

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

But take it for a test drive and you'll agree, "happy birthday, Lisa"

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