Is there actual reasoning behind this or is it just random for absurdity sake?
CallMeButtLove
What the hell why is this hilarious?
NE Ohio resident and overall woke sunuvabitch here. Why have I never heard of them?
posted, without the president's knowledge, by an aide
Bullshit. We all know he is obsessed with the gorilla channel.

Just for fun I looked up his stance on gun control. Seems like he wants to do everything he can to stop any kind of initiative there.
So for anyone keeping score:
Gender affirming care = punishable by death
Kids getting shot = A-OKAY!
There's no way that pants shitting mother fucker makes it to the end of his term. The syphilis will get him before then.
I'm right there with you. I love dogs so much, but losing mine was more than I can take ever happening again. Plus, I don't want her to have to share that place in my heart with any other animal. I know that isn't actually how it works and it wouldn't mean that I love her any less, but still.
I think it was a genuine whoosh and OP did not deserve the down votes on their comment.
The quote is incredibly apt but your average conservative is too dumb to understand it. Maybe if they read it 4 or 5 times, but knowing them they'd give up halfway through the first try.
Am I the only person who doesn't give a damn about cinematic trailers for games? I get that they're supposed to build hype, but if it doesn't show any gameplay I just don't care.
I can understand if the release is far off and there's probably only buggy alpha footage, but this complaint extends to games that are out. During the recent Steam sale there were several times I was checking out a game and the only videos on the store page were cinematics with no gameplay.
Okay, rant over.
Wait what... punched himself over tcp/ip? Like... because of?