ChickenLadyLovesLife

I still think it's possible that in 2016 they told him they were signing him up to play the President in a mockumentary. And that they still haven't told him otherwise.

There's a great scene in Das Boot where the crew ends up trapped on the bottom of the Straight of Gibraltar. One guy starts fingering his rosary beads and praying and another guy punches him in the face and says "cut that shit out, we've got work to do!"

I switched to Mac about 15 years ago because I started writing iOS apps and you can only do that on a Mac. As a lifelong Windows user I was initially pretty dubious, but I soon came around. Now I hate MacOS and Windows equally.

This guy was only a "new co-worker" because I was the new employee, but: my first day on a new job I watched a guy get escorted out of the building by security carrying his shit in a cardboard box. His story ended up on the local news. Turned out he was running a prostitution ring from his office, using his work computer even. He had an 800 number that redirected to his office phone, and he kept track of his girls and customers on an Excel spreadsheet on his Windows desktop. The only reason he got caught was that the company upgraded everybody's computers, and they had techs check through all the old machines to make sure no important documents got deleted, and they found "CallGirls.xls" or something like that right on his desktop. Security through dumbassery.

As someone who was alive and nearly a legal adult at this time, I can say that the Bhopal disaster was widely reported on by mainstream media. It's not all that well-remembered today, but neither would Chernobyl be if not for that miniseries and the memes it generated. It's less the result of capitalist propaganda and more the result of our innate apathy towards what happens to brown people halfway around the world.

a vike ride

I feel like this could be really uncomfortable because of the helmet horns.

Best philly cheesesteak I've ever had was from a hospital cafeteria.

MAGA’s hatred has made her a household name

I first heard about her from my trump-loving cousin (who is virulently anti-immigrant while being the half-Thai son of an immigrant). He didn't even know her actual name, just "AOC", and was ranting about her wanting to ban airplanes or something.

This is the correct one. People make such a big stink out of his nazi salute while completely ignoring the Mussolini stank face he was making at the same time.

war crimes were committed (if that was a thing back in '48 not sure)

Lol are you serious? Ever heard of WWII or the Nuremberg trials?

Preferably in the same cell

C'mon, this is elementary stuff. You don't want to give them the opportunity to coordinate their lies.

add users to a list based on things they posted, whether they were serious or in jest

I got banned years ago from reddit for making fun of a non-existent race as a way of mocking racism itself. I wish I'd kept the dialog I had with the mod about this -- it was very similar to the kerfuffle about the guy who used the word "niggardly", basically that you're still responsible for other people's misinterpretation of what you actually said or the intent behind it.