ChickenLadyLovesLife

joined 3 years ago

Corporations hire masses of people to create the illusion of growth. Then they fire masses of people to create the illusion of competence. Rinse and repeat ad infinitum.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really wish they'd had the balls and/or the legal power to keep calling it FruityLoops.

No, he actually showed me the article later. It was remarkable because it never said what an API actually was, or even stated what the initials stood for. In my memory it seems like it was obviously written by AI, but it couldn't have been 16 years ago (as far as I know).

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"OK, whose butthole do we use for the logo?"

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I had a boss who read an article about APIs and then came to me and ordered me to start using them. I said I would research it and he went away and never mentioned it again. This was in 2010.

Tom Cruise. Vampire. THE Ohio State University.

Unfortunately the pope's opinion is basically from the same place as not teaching black people to read and write.

If I had to work for Zuck I'd be fucking thrilled to be on the buddy yacht instead of the main ship.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He spent a fortune in reddit psychophants, cartoon spotlights, TV exposure, and other media to get people the progressives to like him.

Has Dave Chappelle ever said how much Elon paid him to appear onstage with him?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"This is my son, Kevlar."

"Flaming death cheese sandwich"

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