ChickenLadyLovesLife

Speaking as a bald man, I would like to have his hair. For bonus points, it would be kinda fun to watch it being taken from him.

But can we trust him?

A pocket square without a tie? At least he buttoned his jacket while standing.

If you're Dick Cheney, you get an apology.

"The ambulance was for me ... the amnotbulance was for the guy I shot."

Overall I think preventing discussion is healthy

Did you mean unhealthy?

My favorite Family Circus was the one where Billy is holding a turtle and saying "Beanie's so gnarled and smelly he reminds me of grandma".

This is why it's unfair to compare Trump to Hitler: Hitler actual cared about housing (and food) for his people.

Today's McMansions will be lucky to last 30 years.

I grew up in an era when they didn't pass kids to get rid of them. This is why I had a friend in the 8th grade who had two kids.

Make the brown people pay for it?

Being a nitrous fiend is bad.

Eventually you feel like one of those dudes dying on Mt. Everest. But at least it's not ether.