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Why is our power source named "the demon core"?

At my first professional programming job workspace was tight so I was given a desk in the server room. This room was kept at 59°F because mainframes that the company didn't even have any more required it. It sucked -- I had to wear fingerless Oliver Twist gloves all day. I blame the cold for my executing a DELETE query without a WHERE clause on the production database. "Why is this taking so long?" I muttered through blue lips.

I prefer lobotomy, but then I always did idolize the Kennedys.

Elon Musk seems like a genius up until he starts talking about something you’re familiar with

He seems like a moron even when he's talking about things I know nothing about. There's a video on youtube of him giving a tour of SpaceX's museum of past rockets that they've launched, and he's talking about how they've reduced the "fiddly bits" on the outside of the rockets over the years.

I'm a retired programmer but I'm too young for Medicare, so I drive a school bus mainly because we get excellent health insurance as a benefit. Otherwise I'd be paying over a thousand a month for a shitty policy with something like a $7000 deductible and my limited finances couldn't handle that. Hopefully I can make it onto Medicare before my school district privatizes the transportation department or replaces it with AI-driven buses. Also hopefully Medicare stays around.

It's so weird that terrorism mainly strengthens authoritarian regimes rather than bringing them down. But of course there's no reason at all to suspect that's their real goal.

I lived in Cleveland at the time. They evacuated Terminal Tower (the tallest skyscraper in Cleveland) in case the terrorists got so fucking far down the target list that they had to attack Cleveland.

In my career as a programmer mostly writing custom software for smaller companies, 90% of the job was understanding the clients' businesses and working out what they needed the software to do. Designing, writing and supporting the software was relatively trivial. My bosses never understood my lack of enthusiasm when they would hire newly-graduated Computer Science students and stick them on my team. Never mind that they knew almost nothing about the actual process of producing complete working software -- they were completely useless for the main task of gathering requirements.

you could’ve just sent me the prompt instead

AI discovers compression algorithms.

I quit programming and became a school bus driver. I'm 100X happier even if I am making like 1/6 of what I used to make. What I'll do after I'm replaced with AI I don't know, but at least it will happen long after I would have been replaced as a programmer by AI. I'm more concerned about what the parents will do when their kids are run over by the fucking AI-driven school buses.

I'm a school bus driver and drug testing is a DOT mandatory requirement. Some of the districts around me have a reputation for making sure the "random" tests are only give to the drivers they know will pass, so a driver just has to keep clean long enough to pass the initial screening.

I was a programmer for 25 years and never had a drug test in that time. No employer ever even contemplated doing it. In general, programming high or drunk isn't going to hurt anybody, but I did once have a colleague accidentally shoot a 125 mph knuckleball a foot over a kid's head. He wasn't coding high as far as I know, but he was coding stupid, which is a lot worse.