ChickenLadyLovesLife

He doesn't lack mental capacity. He understands that "trump won the 2020 election" means he's loyal to the trump cartel. He worships Baal but he knows he can't just say "yeah, I worship Baal".

Freedom in the US means the right to ride your Harley Davidson fart noise machine wherever you want.

You guys get shock collars? We get the kind that explodes your head.

No Country for Old Muppets

It's the second-best version of A Christmas Carol, after the Blackadder version.

Stop suggesting good uses for AI!

Well, the organization was kind of like Habitat for Humanity, just smaller. They mainly existed on charity donations. Looking back on it (forty years later), I suspect that the guy running it was embezzling a lot of the money.

I had a coworker on one project that took input as short integer values between 0 and 32767. The values conceptually represented min and max values between 0.0 and 1.0, so one day he changed all the parameters to Float, like in hundreds of places. Since the application then wouldn't compile, he wrapped all the calls via search-and-replace so that the integer parameters were cast to Float and then clamped between 0.0 and 1.0.

Viola! the application then compiled. Unfortunately, this application controlled a baseball-throwing machine capable of 125 mph and he decided to test his new version (for the very first time) on an actual baseball field with Little Leaguers on it. The machine's first throw was supposed to be a soft ground ball to the shortstop, but was instead a 125 mph knuckleball a foot above the kid's head. This lead to the only time in my programming career when I had to physically intervene to prevent a fistfight (between the client and my manager).

It's funny, I know exactly zero programmers (and this includes myself) who didn't initially encounter SQL and decide it was clunky and stupid and try writing their own classes to write the SQL for them. I want to think it only took me a few weeks until I understand its actual value and purpose but I'm probably misremembering my past. The worst I ever saw, though, was a coworker who tried writing his own ORM. He had one project with classes named "AND.cs" and "OR.cs". All they did was take an input string by reference and append " AND " or " OR " to it respectively. I'm sure I never before or since encountered a class that did less work.

Circa 2005 I created a mobile app (for the honest-to-god-that's-what-MS-named-it "WinCE" OS that later became Windows Mobile) that allowed workers to survey power line networks in the field and indicate all the trees that needed to be trimmed or removed. The app used a local SqlCE database and the workers would upload their recorded data at the end of the day back in their hotel rooms using Remote Data Access, an MS technology which allowed SqlCE databases to "sync" with a master Sql Server database.

It almost always worked flawlessly (100% during development, natch), except for once in a while when synced data would somehow end up in a weirdly corrupted, mangled state on the central server. Like, records that were lacking a primary key value (!), something that is basically impossible to achieve. I opened a ticket with MS support and we went back and forth on this for a few weeks until they basically said "yeah that's fucked" and recommended that I modify my app to sync the same data multiple times to ensure it made it to the server correctly.

I actually had substantial faith in MS products up to that point (facepalm).

I want to say it would have been better if he'd driven through it while there was water in it, but it's nowhere near deep enough for that to be true.

trump full on drove his full motorcade into the reflecting pool

I assumed this was some kind of typo or something. They drove into the pool?