ChickenLadyLovesLife

You can also make banana bread in the bleach dispenser at the same time.

All you really need is to see the Jovian eclipses.

I don't think Uncle Roger has ever said anything good about any iteration of Jamie Oliver.

Hey now, Jamie Oliver made good, ordinary food back then. No chili jam in his fried rice or anything like that. The money and fame made him insane as a chef.

Yes!

Maybe he gave the song to Run The Jewels because he regretted that commercial.

Four field approach FTW!

Anthropology made me the school bus driver I am today.

tronic” meaning “tronic”

No, "tronic" means somebody addicted to '80s animated movies.

That's because it was DJ Shadow (who did the music) selling out, not Run The Jewels.

Americans lag behind the developed world in life expectancy and general health

Hey now, we do spend twice as much per capita on health care as the rest of the developed world.

Apparently car commercials aren't even really meant to sell cars. Their main purpose is to make people feel good about the car they just bought (and are making enormous monthly payments on) so that they buy the same make of car next time.