ChickenLadyLovesLife

When it comes to driving a self-propelled crematorium, I'd primarily be concerned about the internal door handles.

aerodynamic efficiency

For internal door handles?

I think a better opinion is "they are fucking his corpse and not giving him the courtesy of a reacharound."

Fun fact: the United States hasn't signed the international agreement banning child soldiers because the military allows 17-year-olds to enlist (although they don't actually start their service until they're 18).

We had an army recruiter come talk to our history class in high school (this was in the '80s). After the guy's talk he said "any questions"?" My friend Rob said "yeah, I have a question: does napalm still stick to kids?"

I assume everyone has heard the Arlo Guthrie thanksgiving song. "I wanna kill, kill, kill, kill!" "You're our boy."

How do we know that car isn't being removed by the TSA?

How does he smell?

My name was a typo. It was supposed to be "Life Lady Loves Chicken".

I made stroopwaffel ice cream sandwiches once. Bliss in the form of coronary disease.

bulking
olive oil shots

Second mistake

I have had a few stretches in my life where I gained about one pound per day. It's easy: just eat 3500 extra calories per day (so 6000 calories for an average-sized man). Maybe this is difficult for some people, but I never had any problem eating an entire box of Little Debbie zebra cakes in one sitting as a snack (that's about 1500 calories right there).

The truly horrifying thing about weight gain vs. weight loss is how easy the former is compared to the latter. Burning off that quickly-forgotten Little Debbie snack requires either a 25 mile 2 hour bike ride or eating 2000 calories a day instead of 2500 (which does suck) for an entire week.