ChickenLadyLovesLife

joined 2 years ago

My favorite Family Circus was the one where Billy is holding a turtle and saying "Beanie's so gnarled and smelly he reminds me of grandma".

This is why it's unfair to compare Trump to Hitler: Hitler actual cared about housing (and food) for his people.

Today's McMansions will be lucky to last 30 years.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I grew up in an era when they didn't pass kids to get rid of them. This is why I had a friend in the 8th grade who had two kids.

Make the brown people pay for it?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Being a nitrous fiend is bad.

Eventually you feel like one of those dudes dying on Mt. Everest. But at least it's not ether.

Any place where you don't step on rats when you get up to pee in the middle of the night is OK by me. Yes, I have lived in places where I stepped on rats at night.

You eventually reach an age where you want the bed at your center of gravity so you can just tip yourself on and off.

My neighbors tend to retaliate when I crank music and I value silence at least some of the time. Good headphones are enough for me.

I assumed he was sitting on a portable commode.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Flying tape recorders.

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