At least if she's deported she can't be buried at Trump's golf course.
ChickenLadyLovesLife
joined 2 years ago
I've done some bicycle-only stretches in my life. It's funny how literally every person I knew assumed I'd gotten my driver's license suspended for DUIs.
Which highlights the utter insanity of food delivery services: you're paying $10 to $20 extra to have food that is already shitty and overpriced brought to you in an even worse condition.
Or using stairs. "Ooh. Ah. Ugh. Argh."
Are you kidding me? That's a daily double punchable face. The mouth is smiling but the eyes are making sure the battery cables are firmly clamped on your nipples.
School bus driving— Mixing truck driving with zoo keeping…
That's a great description - except zoo keepers have bars and glass plates to protect them from the animals.
Next you'll be telling me there are active oil wells in downtown Los Angeles.
I'm a school bus driver and we're supposed to not allow foul language. It's only a problem on the middle school runs, and it's not really worth the effort on my part to do anything about it. I'm just happy when I can unload all the kids and nothing has been set on fire.
Chicken jockey
Deez nutz
Uh, airline tickets to India?
I spent a summer in south India a few years ago during monsoon season. I was fucking miserable in my jeans and shirts until I switched over to wearing loose, flowing clothes made of bleached kahdi (loose homespun cotton) like the locals. It keeps the sun off you and even when it gets soaked it doesn't cling to your skin, and then whenever the rain stops it dries completely very quickly. Other westerners I met made fun of me for pretending to go native, but they had no clue how effective it was.
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The most ironic cybertruck I've seen so far was one owned and vinyl-wrapped by a waterproofing company. The same cybertruck that can't be taken through a car wash.