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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 3 points 19 minutes ago

It really depends on the kind of music being played...

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 1 points 12 minutes ago

What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 49 minutes ago

Umm, are we talking like 2 week summer camp? I'd be game.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 hours ago

Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 23 points 4 hours ago

I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 10 points 3 hours ago

Umm... Where do I sign up?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I cannot think of a better place for him and his entire administration to spend their remaining days on earth.

if it was possible, I would trap their souls there for as long as possible to fester and degrade into nothingness.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 2 hours ago

Gatornado confirmed

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Hope Canada is ready for an American migrant flood.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago

I'm about ready to seek asylum in Mexico.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

I hope we check political affiliation at the border

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 124 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 76 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago

I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 7 points 3 hours ago

I read it as an incredibly insecure man can't stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 90 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 12 points 4 hours ago

moving to New York

Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Guess you haven't seen their rent prices!

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 20 points 6 hours ago

I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

First free busses, now this?!?

[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 40 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 47 minutes ago

He's also a rabid antisocialist and a zionist wanker though, so I don't think he likes Mamdani, either.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Poe's Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

And not the first time they've tried to slam something and actually made it look great instead.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 43 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 20 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 22 points 7 hours ago

Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Are they seriously passing this around right wing sites?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.

[–] trashboat@midwest.social 6 points 6 hours ago

Remember terrorist fist jab?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

where do we sign up?

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

Zohran's not a liberal, tho, right? He's a socialist democrat.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 hours ago

No, Zohran plans to actually help people, unlike liberals who basically enable the authoritarians.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago

Republicans are so cooked that they think liberals are the leftist endgame and socialists are just straight communists.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Conservatives don't make that distinction. Though OP does lean into Poe's Law.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 hours ago

The future conservatives want is the same except it's men in fashy uniforms. We don't even have to speculate or joke; it's exactly how mines are run in countries without worker protections.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

Well, we do seem to all yearn for the mines and tall latex clad dommy mommies.

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