Confused_Emus

joined 1 year ago
[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 hours ago

Get me the fuck off this planet.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, yes, absolutely. But I replied in a comment thread about how she looks so was just following the topic. This woman is the definition of “frumpy”.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You can be damn sure she doesn’t have any friends with any fashion sense.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dammit Doll

Whenever things don’t go so well,

And you want to hit the wall and yell,

Here’s a little Dammit Doll,

That you can’t do without.

Just grasp it firmly by the legs

And find a place to slam it.

And as you whack the stuffing out

Yell “Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!”

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My whole name - first, middle, and last - is one of those that’s so generic I’m damn near impossible to Google without already knowing other key identifying details. Details that, if you already knew, you probably wouldn’t need to Google me anyway.

They don’t have to worry about polling now, so it’s back to the spineless status quo for these useless fucks.

Telecom exchange. We got one kinda similar in KCMO, although I’d guess there are actual offices for people in the lower half of the building since it’s got windows.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Substituting for the warmth of human contact.

Could try eating shit.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago

No one’s interested in your “lone star out of five” rated shithole of a state.

 
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