Crumbgrabber

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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I hereby promise to give you back your dinosaurs, starting with a clone of the T-Rex.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/42553755

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3948329

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The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/DealFickle262 on 2024-09-17 19:46:40+00:00.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

A general Fruit punch is usually the safest bet, as it is a universal tasty refreshing treat, but the flavor can be altered for the fascists in any given area. Try finding the most popular local fruits for your region and emphasize those. The next big consideration is should it be alcoholic or nonalcoholic, and this again varies enormously but I would urge you to go the nonalcoholic route, as some fascists may be sensitive to social pressures to imbibe when they don't yet feel perfectly comfortable.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

Because he's a rapper and the streets call to him.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

The crumbs that fell to the floor.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nate silver also predicted Hillary would win against Trump.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I once took a Toledo Salamunca sword and cut off my own head.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Interesting pattern emerging, the IT time of the admins is pretty damn priceless, (thank you admins!) but when an instance gets up to scale a lot of them can end up with a hard cost of 10 cents per user per month.

The last stat I remember from Facebook was revenue per user per year was around 4 dollars. At 31b revenue and 2.7b monthly users, Youtubes average profit per user is about $10 per user per year. 100 million people pay for YT premium now.

So if every user paid $1 per month, it might not pay all the costs but the admins could get paid something and the fediverse could scale. The bigger you get though, you get economies of scale from future Fediverse data centers, but also you need really good programmers because its a huge temptation for hackers and propagandists.

I also want to say its a labor of love and a lot of work for mods too who may be non technical but the work and time they put in is important.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is me, keeping this thread rated PG.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or it could have been the unceasing demand of enthralled adoring fans.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

Who the fuck downvoted this? The doctor is second in sex appeal only to my own.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oatmeal Crackers? Sure. Very nutritious and no sugar. Kind of hard on the dental work though.

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