Hopefully be more.*
DiarrheaSommelier
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China cares enough about us to tarrif our agricultural products as a weapon to open up our automotive market.
Nah, that's just so that Bubba can have a hobby that makes him feel like a big strong man instead of a little boy whose dad left him because he's too weak and small.
You would think a country that worships firearms would have some half-decent marksmen. Fuckin' casual LARPers.
My vote goes to "straining at stool". It's more on brand.
Dang, that would suuuuuuck.
Yeah, there's no way that monster actually wrote it.
That's the spirit! It isn't the bottom until it's a smoking crater lined with the ashen remains of all the """self-made brilliant real estate investors""".
Even if we were replacing the US with China (we're not, we're diversifying), it's not a bad replacement. Yes, China is awful in many ways. But they're slowly getting better. The USA, on the other hand, is also awful in many ways and getting way worse incredibly quickly.
Can relate.