Oh shit guys get the comically big ear bandage ready and make sure you hoist the flag up behind the pedo we gotta pretend another assassination attempt happened! Get out of my face with this dumb shit.
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don't forget to have a perfectly healed ear after DAYS
It's going to become an annual tradition at this rate.
Staged as fuck
dint karoline leavitt mentioned there will be something along the lines of shooting later on. then there were like 2 other incidents of assasinations, and almost no news coverage more than a few days, at least not an indepth one. and everyone trumps like to use distractions for the epstein files, this would be one of them. plus he created another mess that was suppose to be a distraction, how badly the "epstein fury" is going on with iran that they arnt even uploading satellite images of thier bases.
Kind of crazy how someone can even get so close with a weapon. Like these arent secrets agents. Soo its fake or security is way more lax then in movies and TV.
The Grim Reaper has terrible aim.
In Portuguese we say, bad china never breaks
He's just teasing us now lol
If he's safe why haven't we seen him raise a fist and take a photo op?
Replays of the scene show the secret service having to lift him up and drag him out.
Fingers crossed.
Edit: pure theater
Lol Vance was remove from the stage before trump.
Nothing strange.
As much as I'm wishing for it, you can see him talking to the person next to him well after the shots go off. It looks like he just trips and falls on his face as he gets out of the chair.
Trump safe
That's unfortunate.
Oh no, I was worried I might feel hope for a moment
I’m imagining an Obama-style poster now.
Oh my gosh. I'm picturing it. If it was caught on camera. And everything was the same as the Fairey poster, just with a different picture. Fox news would be so mad. Would be delicious.
Least cowardly American
Or false flag
Who knows
Can't any of you fuckers shoot straight?
You would think a country that worships firearms would have some half-decent marksmen. Fuckin' casual LARPers.
remember that 2nd amendment? where they said to take down a tyranical government.
Nah, that's just so that Bubba can have a hobby that makes him feel like a big strong man instead of a little boy whose dad left him because he's too weak and small.