DickFiasco

joined 1 year ago
[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 55 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm so happy to see this that I'm willing to ignore the misused "POV".

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

I'll allow it.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

MacBook Air club represent!

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Bold of you to assume that his party won't pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable, because you're bumpable, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"like a dipSHYIT"

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:

"convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose"

"cannibal zombie vampires from outer space"

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Straight out of the fascist playbook; invent a boogyman that most reasonable people would dislike, promote violence and discrimination against this boogyman, then color all your opponents as boogymen.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're not wrong, Walter...

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp ballot?

 

Nothing profound here, just need to vent: I haven't used Facebook for several years now, but I just got my 10 year old son a Meta Quest 2 and had to activate it by linking to my Facebook account. Just two days later I got a warning that the account will be locked because they detected that a child was using the Quest with an adult account (maybe because of the types of games he was playing?). My options are to either make him his own, restricted account (requires a credit card for verification) or prove that I am in-fact an adult (requires photo ID). No fucking way is Facebook getting either my credit card or photo ID. This is some sorry attempt to extort even more personal info from people. I can't understand how so many people tolerate this. How is this company still in business, let alone worth half a trillion dollars? If I had known how bad things have gotten, I would never have bought their VR.

 

It's a tarantula, obviously.

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