Draegur

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 52 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I think a better song to broadcast as the world ends is Monty Python's "always look on the bright side of life"

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 48 points 1 month ago

You're right, absolutely spot on, about several things but ONE IN PARTICULAR is this:

A human being helping a customer is, quite literally, an act of circumvention. Customer service EXISTS, SPECIFICALLY, for scenarios that require exceptions and skilled, knowledgeable internal maneuvering within, between, and around the cold mechanisms of machinery and policy. We tend to think of, say, purchasing items at a store as standard operation, for instance. But really, from the perspective of the business, its objective is to RESTRICT access to goods and services. The cashier manages exceptions to this goal. If the company has its way, it would take your money while relinquishing NOTHING.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Pinkie is the kind of friend a friend would like to have.

Encouraging, supportive, attentive, she will do her level best to never leave you out or forget special events in your life, and she will work tirelessly to cheer you up.

She's inspiring.

I wish I could be a friend like her... But I've let too many people down and I'm so tired, so very very tired, of everything going on in this world.

I have a thimble of water whereas she's the entire sea.

Still... I know what she'd tell me:
"You, just trying, is a present worth more than all the bits in Canterlot. So it's okay if you can't afford it right now. But sometimes ... You still find a way anyway! And I love that! So don't give up!"

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

A discord kitten has needs ;3c

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

a head so ugly only a guillotine could love it

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

in first world nations we are insidiously brainwashed to believe that there WERE NO SUCCESSES among Communist movements.

awareness of those successes must be promoted.

start with "hey this really successful thing happened" AND THEN reveal "btw that was communism"

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they must harm the fat in order to save the patient

/s

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

NO that is the WRONG kind of coding!!

We need a monster, a short skirt, some stripey colorful thigh high socks, and Vocaloid music!

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I believe it would be appropriate if he were to experience what he put all those books through.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

"ThE NaZiS wErE sOCiALiSt aNd iM nOt SoCiaLiSt"

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

"I'M NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN"

"Oh thank gods, I thought you'd never take a hint. You are objectively an awful person and no amount of spending on your part was ever going to make dealing with you worthwhile. Yes, PLEASE leave and never show your face here again."

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