... but lemmy and masto do completely different things

masto's a microblogging platform like twitter and lemmy is a link aggregator like reddit

honestly i kinda wish there were a rebuild of email that is compatible with the old system but was redesigned from the ground up to do the job better

Wife material.

"We need as many golden parachutes prepared as possible, people! This shit is going DOWN!"

What, you mean, after laying off all the creatives?

Who could have ever imagined such an unprecedented outcome except literally fucking everyone.

He needs to go back to Canada. Or cuba.

OOP better not whistle at night either.

ZING!

And dipshit elon literally argued in court that "twitter doesn't exist anymore"

HMMM MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD INVENT IT

🤔

because its name is Mastodon, something that when people google it pulls up a band.

Also because it's trying to be a hot fresh new thing but it's literally named after an animal that's extinct.

If it had a catchier and more unique name it probably would have caught on more.

we're tired of being sold a shit sandwich that may someday become edible? wow who would have ever predicted this utterly unprecedented turn of events except absolutely fucking everybody.

Let him drag the entire GOP to hell with him.

if only it had been an audi, we could have joked how it has become an innie.