EndlessNightmare

"Seems like salvation comes only in my dreams"

Interesting idea, but I think olfactory fatigue (aka going "nose blind") would get you fairly quick.

Subscription? For Fascbook? Is this some sort of fucking joke?

Only if you are using it to vote multiple times, or vote on your own posts/comments.

Can you elaborate on this?

Lol, that is super lame.

The "Reddit" way is to allow votes to be hidden for some length of time (often a few hours, but I think up to 1 day).

What an endless nightmare

So they won't be able to claim "designed in California" or w/e anymore?

“Pop” is from the sound you get when opening a bottle.

It's not champagne. I'd probably be ok with calling it "fizz" or something though.

I don't know the onomatopoeia for opening a can, but I wouldn't call that a "pop" either.

"What type of coke would you like?"

"I'll take a Pepsi"

/lowercase "coke" because it isn't specifically Coca-Cola

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal"

A sandwich artist?