ExhaleSmile

joined 2 years ago
[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The hardest part about returns is driving to the local library to print out the return label for 25 cents.

Much less trouble than owning a printer!!

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Can I self medicate with alcohol and weed instead?

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hamburger Helper, cheeseburger macaroni. When hungover...

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

You really think you can explain how you left port without a full compliment of olives? I think not!

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm leaning towards explanation 2

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Decapod 10 approved!!

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Now you're measuring like an American!!!

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Burgers are like $15 now

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Subd. 28. Trump Derangement Syndrome.

"Trump Derangement Syndrome" means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J. Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J. Trump's behavior.

view more: next ›