Fetus

joined 2 years ago
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Seeing a deleted comment on a post about confidence is absolutely beautiful.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shooty McShooterface? I haven't seen you since I shot you in the face!

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dave Brockie (or Oderus Urungus) died (or returned to his home planet) only weeks after the end of the Soundwave tour. I made up the part about the outcry.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I watched them behead Tony Abbott and the Queen when they were in Australia in 2014. The outcry was so bad that Oderus Urungus had to return to his home planet immediately after.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

With a VPN, we are all a proud resident of Spain! 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

King’s Quest

Damn, that's a good hit of nostalgia!

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Y'know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I also don't have any studies, but I am aware of xylitol being used in toothpaste, chewing gum, etc., usually with the "assists in the prevention of tooth decay" type of tagline.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Not yet, ask me again in like a million years.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Big deal, I have explosive craps all the time.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

I get that people just refer to them as time machines, but they're actually space-time vehicles.

Before your first journey, you calibrate it to a reference point (mine already had Earth mapped out, with a gravity well depth monitor as a fail-safe) so that you lock your target coordinates in space and time.

But no, it's not teleportation. You're still just travelling to your destination, you just get there as quick as you want and without the need to be disintegrated.

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