Hamartiogonic

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you’re a software developer or an enthusiast, you’ll notice it immediately. You’ve been reading and hearing about the new release of the BestThingEver 3.14, and you’re totally hyped up about it. You rush to install BTE to experience how awesome it is only to find out that the Debian repos still have a BTE 2.0.5 and none of the cool new features everyone has been talking about for the last 6 months.

Oh, that didn’t sound familiar? If you can’t tell the difference between two versions of a particular application, Debian will be perfectly fine for you.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

True, but since size wasn’t explicitly mentioned as a condition, it should be fine.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What about Australia? It’s sort of dangling from Papua New Guinea, isn’t it?

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Time to make a new text expansion: “ “=“, ” This way, every time you hit space, you also get a comma.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but the future seems bright.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

I’ve sometimes thought about that. Maybe in an alternate reality there’s a someone with my face who isn’t held back by any sort of morality whatsoever. Once you open that door, you can totally start spreading the stupidest ideas you can think of, and you’ll find someone who believes it and becomes your devout follower. I have a feeling that Scientology came about as a result of this sort of thinking.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Clearly illustrates the role of politics and economy. If you want to change things, you should make sure laws and regulations facilitate it.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So, is this based on the model where infinite coffee make you immortal?

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that’s why you always ask for a full glass instead.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They new title is approaching the style of academic papers. Let’s knock that up s notch!

“Preventative measures for statistically commonly occurring hazards and causes of death: An analysis of car accident, drowning, falling, and suicide prevention”

Not quite as catchy as the original though…

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Was it Randall or someone else who mentioned in a speech that infinite patience could be a superpower? Like, when you arrive at the store just when it closes, you would just stand there outside the locked door until it opens again. Anyway, this comic connects beautifully with that idea.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Is this a thing now? You’re trying to turn it into a thing, right?

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