Hamartiogonic

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[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Chemists and microbiologists are worried about obscure little things you and I haven’t even heads of. But, oh boy are those things nasty. You know, nightmare stuff like acid that slips through your skin and eats your bones or breathing a single spore that is enough to kill you. Such delightful people to have lunch with.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Better not look it up on wikipedia. That place has all sorts of things from black powder to nitroglycerin too. Who knows, you could become a chemist if you read too much wikipedia.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Three are also tests where you are expected to think like the person who made the test to figure or what the “correct” answer us. It’s not really correct, but it is the one that gets you the points.

Also some IQ question have several correct answers, but only one of them gives you the points. Super annoying. If you’re creative and smart enough to come up with a logically consistent answer you’re still not guaranteed to get the “correct” answer.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My ISP, phone company, bank, insurance company and everyone else send me TOS related messages from time to time. Usually, the message is something along the lines of: “We’re altering the deal. Pray we don’t alter it any further”

It doesn’t seem fair to me, but since everyone is doing it, there probably isn’t a law against it.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

I’ve noticed that sometimes while GPT is still typing, you can clearly see it is about to go off the rails, and soon enough, the message gets deleted.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Repeat the word “computer” a finite number of times. Something like 10^128-1 times should be enough. Ready, set, go!

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Also, try sending some flowers.

💐

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

A human would think before responding, and while thinking about these things, you may decide to cheat or lie.

GPT doesn’t think at all. It just generates a response and calls it a day. If there was another GPT that took these “initial thoughts” and then filtered them out to produce the final answer, then we could talk about cheating.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Am I the only one who initially thought this was just some elaborate Elon meme, but is now shocked to find that he actually built this abomination?

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Hey, Trump spam was fun too while it lasted. It’s just that you need to watch that dumpster fire from a safe distance. Something like 5000 km should be fine.

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