Hux

If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.

I thought the idea of anybody nominating Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize stretched beyond the confines of plausible reality, but then I discovered the Nobel Peace Prize recipient of 1973.

In retrospect, it is sort of adorable the way I thought George W Bush was the dumbest, most incompetent and easily manipulated president ever.

So far, reports state “fired at” but come up short of saying “hit”.

Sounds like air defenses may have intercepted all of them? At least to the extent we can trust reporting at this stage.

ngl, it’d be more satisfying to read about a successful counterstrike…

The Atomic Sea

or, if a Fallout fan, “The Glowing Sea”

Indeed, on Tuesday Trump said, “I don’t care” that the U.S. intelligence community has assessed that Iran isn’t building a nuclear weapon, according to his own top intelligence official.

I thought the opposite. The context of husband and father just makes him seem like more of degenerate scumbag—impacting those you’d assume he cares about.

It sounds shocking at first, but then you realize they are all made of chicken…

So, his generals told him it’d take two weeks to be ready for war with Iran.

The generals were hoping he’d never be able to focus on one topic that long.

There is an entirely plausible chance the US is bombing Iran by (or on) the Fourth of July…

TL;DR:

“A thing happened (or it didn’t), nobody knows why (or maybe they do)”

I want to see some crazy CGI of streaks of red and blue bandanas mixing together under the sound of gun fire to create a rain storm of Purple Hearts all over the LA skyline. Then, an intense voice over and splash screen of the title “PURPLE REIGN”, as a low rider bounces across and fades to black.

Ok, let’s kickstart this picture….