I'd be a bit more hands on, forcing him to do certain tasks and when he's about to reach the item, enter buy mode, misplace the thing, unpause.
ICastFist
Nah, he only made a living, enclosed gallery composed of the entire neighborhood in front of Keanu Reeves' toilet, which happens to be 2 feet away from his kids' bed. Truly breathtaking
Only after you buy 4 copies, plus the 11th anniversary special enhanced edition
XMAS HOLIDAY SPECIAL '94 ATOMIC EDITION PLATINUM
You forgot the MtnDew White Out!
ping 103.224.182.241 gives me a "general failure". At least I can still find stuff via qbittorrent's builtin search
A lot of devs stopped giving a flying fuck to disk space and performance a long time ago. "32GB of RAM and 500GB of disk space? Don't mind if I do!" - for a pixel art 2D platformer
Huh, the site isn't opening for me at all, DNS_PROBE_ERROR or ERR_NAME_NOT_RESOLVED on my browsers. I wonder if it's a country-wide block in Brazil? I saw some news yesterday on the police raiding pirate servers
You underestimate his powers!
Every single person with a working brain has been complaining about making cars more and more "connected" and reliant on software - it makes the cars LESS safe and less repairable. Heater or AC won't work? Sorry, you gotta subscribe to unlock that. Any customer who looks at that and says "That makes sense, the company can't give that out for free" is a fucking idiot who deserves to be scammed out of their money
I think that ordering of calculation was taught around 5th grade back in my day (11yo)



Next up, selling a subscription service to protect those files from the fucking problem they created themselves