"Hey, Disney. Can I tell you to suck my dick?"
"Will it make me money?"
"Yes, lots of money."
"Will I have to actually change my practices in a meaningful way?"
"No"
"Lets do it. Now will you excuse me, I have legal battles to fight with the poors."
I heard if you say "Tux" three times while staring into a mirror your daily driver turns up dual booted.