Jank

A good suplex may at least get readers' attention.

If you ask people what they want they'll tell you ten things they've already seen.

I'd do this to a conservative celebrity, but for $4000 I could buy Kevin Sorbo's whole sad fucking life.

Much like Three Diary of Anne Frank or Maus- it must be removed because it's too sexy for young minds.

Pray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

We're all Tom on OurSpace.

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You've moved from his sphere of influence.

That's a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.

That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.

Wait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once "mobilized".