It's crazy how these Satanists are indoctrinating children. It's not like a child just naturally chooses to be a Satanist- their parents put them up to it.
Ain't gonna have none of that shit in our home- we take them to church every weekend and make sure they believe exactly what we believe or I'll tan their hides.
My eyes are so far apart...
Do they? I just moved back to the rural area I grew up in after spending ten years in Cleveland.
Cleveland's not the greatest, but there's dick around here outside of Walmart. I can drive 30 minutes into the nearest small city if I need a Home Depot or something, but Cleveland had tons of choices by comparison. Not a ton of restaurants, most are same ish or eaten up by Applebee's. Fast food is even pretty limited.
Back in the day we had small shops, but most are dead now...