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The government has decided that pandemics are a hoax and as such do not exist.

Going to be looking closer to pigs/boars with how big their bellies about to get

I got an initial email when my ballot was mailed to me and then another confirming it was received and counted after returning it.

Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

That's just the way a lot of economic policy works. A policy's effects are not be instantaneous, but may take months or years before they are noticable depending on what they are. This lag often results in the next presidency experiencing the economic policies that were implemented by the previous presidency(s).

Execs typically don't wear steel-toed boots.

Can you come install one near me?

So at the absolute highest margin of error, Trump has a very small lead. Conversely the same could be true in the other direction and it could be 6.4 points ahead.

I suspect the issue here was confusion around what "it" was as the sentence has two possible subjects - "the cat" and "tail". Given cat was the primary subject, it probably assumed you wanted the arrow pointing to the cat.

Don't forget convicted felon

Desktop computers that have a vertically standing motherboard.

I like the ones that DO get stolen, because it's an indication that they are that in-demand!