Jonnyprophet

I've been amazed that these rules (almost laws) have stood up... But human nature, alas. The golden rule? Idk. If you don't have anything nice to say....

Rules of The internet by KDXF2007 on DeviantArt https://share.google/iCqNwalX7Mmbxx2Gx

Leaded gasoline is an Amazing answer. Fuck. Take my UpDoot.

It's crazy how expensive it is to be alive.

Notice this in audiobooks. Librivox does a great job, but they're volunteers and the quality is sub par. I enjoy old books, public domain .. but they are not pushed. Because, as you say... There is no money in it.

Wanna find the bad guy? #FollowTheMoney

I'm here for you.(Keeps pulling) You make boss memes.

"DONT GIVE UP ARTAX! (Cries a bit til I meet the big turtle)

If you meet a great swordsman, show him your sword.

If you meet a man who is not a great poet, remain silent.

It's like you can hear D.T. hanging with his rich buddies...

"You know, Im thinking of getting into the kitchen cabinet making business, but I don't think I'll be able to turn a profit with all the competition."

"Here, hold the bong and let me make some calls."

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This symbol, the ampersand, used to have equal status with letters of the alphabet and was stuck at the end after Z.

That's how it got its name. People would say "X,Y,Z, and, per se, And". (And "sort of" an and). Thus, "And per se And" became Ampersand.

Shhh, eating my 'Mato and Mayer sandwich. Mmmm.