LifeInMultipleChoice

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can excrement weild the ring of power. Welcome to BuzzFeed where we've assembled 30 random people to figure out if it's possible.

Yes, the ring has to encompass part of you. Being that the ring is in a tube that is "outside you" it never would be encompassing you. Unless it got stuck somewhere and wrapped around your intestines

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I saw something the other day where they were discussing how if frodo swallowed the ring he wouldn't disappear because it is outside of him. As in your intestines and stomach are "outside your body" as they are essentially a tube feeding all the way through you. This reminded me of that for whatever reason.

Honestly I've got near 250 eggs on the counter that I don't know how to get rid of. I could just put them down by the street and see how it goes. Might need to get a new hose though, mine popped and I fixed it, then popped again 20 feet up so I taped it. Cleaning eggs up may be a pain in the ass with that

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Step one to building the "Golden Dome," create an environment where multiple nations Air Force bases can exist under the dome, you know, in case it had no purpose before

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Is don't think I've encountered derfed before meaning lucky. Thanks for the heads up. I'm feeling derf right now, would that actually mean the same as I'm feeling lucky?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Oh I got that part, the derf and such I suppose is what I didn't get. Was trying to figure out what the poster read it as. Thanks for the response though

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Am slow can you please explain. I was thinking they meant it was under-federated.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So your saying a bowl of pomegranate and cooked sweet corn kernels mixed together is what I should put out in a bowl for Halloween, got it. There is some kid out that that would love it, and everyone else would throw eggs at the place lol

So can I sue my parents for circumcision now? Or rather sue the U.S. government for allowing genital mutilation to children. The rate for adult males in the U.S. is around 80% of the population, and new borns is declining quickly. About 100 million men.

Let's say we sue for $100,000 a piece, which I would consider a low settlement for a government allowing mutilation of its population. What's that.. $10 trillion dollars or so?

I figure they would claim the department of health isn't a basis for legitimate information to warrant a legal case.

MAGA is be definition woke by what Desantis's lawyers gave to the courts when attempting to use it in court. They stated woke was recognizing systematic issues in the government process. Which I would say that all of MAGAs campaign is about recognizing things wrong with the current system. Say... Cutting 100s of positions, trying to end the department of education and such.

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