LordWiggle

I have 3 kittens. Much better options

Unless you change the rules with the help of the supreme court of which you elected several judges. I mean, Xi and Putin did it, why can't Trump?

You would do good here in The Netherlands. Lots of tech jobs, over here you actually have rights as an employee. No max amount of sick days for example, as no one plans a certain amount of days to be sick. The "FrEeDoM" Americans claim to have is so twisted and extremity far away from actual freedom. Here in NL I do feel I have true freedom. As in: not having to be scared when going out on the streets at night, no matter where I go. There are no guns. No crimes against humanity. Of course we do have issues, every country does. But they are tiny compared to most countries. Although we did vote for right wing parties sadly, we're not heading in the direction I want.

Oh and EVERYONE speaks English. From child to boomer. Officially it's not a foreign language anymore due to the high level English most speak. They are even discussing it should be a 3rd national language.

Edit: there's also a (very unfair to us natives) 30%!!! tax cut for expats to make NL more attractive. So you will make a lot of money yet pay less taxes while having loads of benifits as an employee.

Only issue right now is finding a house. Not enough houses so insane prices. A real housing crisis.

I believe I speak for all of us Europeans when I say he can go fuck himself while sucking off Elon's micropenis.

I would only take the official title of "The Royal Right Honourable Supreme Emperor, World Dictator, God of Gods and Mankind, Ruler of the Universe and Beyond", nothing less. And yes, only of gods and mankind, obviously cats will have a place higher then me.

I highly doubt the US would invade France. Sure, let's meet back here in 12 months. I hope you'll manage during that time, with the massive recession around the corner and all the Trump decisions putting the US in a massive economical crisis. Better stock up on food, water and toiletpapier buddy! Please let me know what life is like under a totalitarian regime.

Having the war mongering US on your side sure is handy, but we'll manage without. I've spent 15 years in the navy, I've seen the US operate. I rather have 3 Russian ships nearby then 1 US ship. What a bunch of dumb idiots they are. You could thank me, as I personally intervened to prevent a US ship to shoot down it's own helo near the German coast. Never have I seen bigger idiots with guns then the US during my time in the navy. It's not hard to believe me either I guess, seeing the convict nazi clown which just got re-elected.

Both the definition of 'stupid' and 'egocentric' is 'US' these days. It's mainly the US making the comedy movie "Idiocracy" look like a documentary instead. You certainly help with that.

You couldn't be further from the truth. I wonder what your sources are. Please keep in mind that most of the 'Murica circlejerk sources are the least factual of all. I know that it's getting harder and harder to differentiate fake news and propaganda from factual news these days, but your statement is complete nonsense.

No need, you can get a copy of Baldur's Gate 3 on Steam, it's one of the best RPG's out there.

But it would solve a lot of issues. Like, people are ONLY allowed a rpg. When you're in a fight, you will have to get range to fire otherwise you will die in the blast too. This will give you time to think "ah, is it really worth it? Maybe I'm overreacting."

An rpg is heavy. Obese people will loose weight carrying one.

People with a micropenis won't buy massive trucks anymore because they will be too easy to hit.

You only have 1 round. So using it should be a wise decision. It will help people think before they act.

People will be more polite, because you're talking to someone with a fucking rpg.

I can go on an on with why this is a good idea, honestly.

Why don't you provide everyone from as early as the age of 5 with a rocket launcher to protect themselves with. Then everyone will be safe.

And why use Chinese fertilizer, Trump is producing enough shit to provide all American farmers. Who needs fertilizer anyway.

One is becoming president... Again...