LostXOR

joined 1 year ago
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

I don't see how looking like me would help them get CCTV footage, unless it's through some sort of supernatural means. And even if they could find footage of me entering a password, they'd be hard-pressed to extract individual keystrokes from a typical CCTV quality recording. Perhaps it's technically possible, but it's certainly not trivial.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Same as I do now, passwords. Unless they inherited my memories, in which case who's to say I'm not the doppelganger?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I only get paid $1 per hour as a teacher’s assistant, and my workdays are five hours. Truth be told, this $5 job is considered one of the best in the prison.

Prison is legalized slavery.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago

To be extra convincing, park a white pickup truck with flashing lights nearby. That also gives you somewhere to throw all the spikes instead of just piling them up on the ground.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 57 points 2 months ago (13 children)

Remember, when you see anti-homeless architecture, you are morally obliged to come back later with a hammer to correct it.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

I wonder why my friends make excuses so often when I ask to hang out...

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

If you're going to stick to the rules in the future I wouldn't worry about it; the main reason ban evasion isn't allowed is to keep out repeat offenders. (And you have no obligation to tell anyone that you were banned on a different account).

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Lee said he doesn’t know a single student at the school who isn’t using AI to cheat.

How far do you have to be into the AI shit bubble to think everyone is cheating with AI? Some people are always going to cheat, but that's been true since long before AI tools existed. Most people have some level of integrity and desire to actually learn from the classes they're paying thousands to attend.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Visits website.

"Age verification req-"

Closes website, never visits again.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Covalent" and "communism" start with the same two letters.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

3 million? What a weak encryption scheme, proper encryption should take 10^20 years at a minimum.

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