Moof_Kenubi

joined 2 years ago
[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They wouldn't be called "Monday," usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Zinkel's wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🎵 Ooh fuucck

I see he's got a rock

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🎵 Oh geee

There goes Cestus III

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Of COURSE she's going to tell it's a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Delightfully ~~devilish~~ disruptive, Elon.

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

repentant thieves

Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

in that he's planning to take Courage the Cowardly Dog off of [HBO] Max next

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

heck, I'd settle for half a Short Circuit

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Or, as he's known to his crewmates, "Monty."

[–] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was "really just an honest mistake" and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

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