Mr_Blott

Brown & Serve sausage

I'm going to assume this isn't allowed to be called food in most countries 🤢🤮

Christ on a bike mate, I know a few geezers who'd stab you if you served them a sausage that looked like that lol

Knew a guy who didn't wake up one morning

Funeral was nice

Oui, il m'arrive d'inventer des choses pour le plaisir ;)

The cleaner used to be called Jif, it's been called Cif since they started selling it in France, where "Jif" is slang for a condom lol

If you like phone puzzle games, have you tried Monument Valley?

The French - Would you like me to burn your fucking car?

I was referring to the shitty thumbnail paired with the "sHiTE tHeY dOn'T waNt yOu tO seE"

This is spam, trying to get clicks for a shitty YT channel

Massive problem on Lemmy just now and needs to be stamped out

For the readers- the guy who wrote First Blood also wrote a book called Creepers and it's fantastic

Article or gtfo

Gin and tonic

You're a fish?